Asheville, March 6, 2026

This story happened close to home, but it still qualifies as a Don’t Even Go There tale. I regularly go to the gym, both to stay reasonably healthy and to stay reasonably fit. I’m not obsessive about it. In fact, I really don’t like exercising. I do...

UK, October 4-16, 2025

My girl and I travelled to the United Kingdom for a couple glorious autumn weeks. You won’t find much about the trip itself here or in a future book because we enjoyed nearly every single minute. In fact, we squeezed as much out of those two weeks as we possibly...

Atlanta, July 25-27, 2025

I had a real Don’t Even Stay There experience on a recent trip to Atlanta. Before I get into it, let me explain why I went. I wanted to get approved for a Global Entry pass: think Pre-TSA on steroids. In order to be approved, I had to fill out the required...

Chicago, April 18-21, 2025

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. The highlights included a scenic river tour of Chicago’s famous architecture, showcased by a local expert who would not take tips. Instead, he directed us to donate to his organization. That’s inspiring....

April 9, 2025

As I work toward launching this website for the book Don’t Even Go There, I wanted a personal touch, so this section will contain places I’m planning to go in the future. Please visit often to see where I may skewer in the next edition of the book. I...
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